Ok...so Fred signed up for the "Pie" in the Manager's face charity fundraiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society at his job. Ok....so its not really "Pie". Each employee that gets 3 soaked sponges smeared with chocolate pudding! Ha Ha Ha....better the hubs than me!
Here's what the flyer says:
A fund raiser of never before seen outrageousness
for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
Friday, September 4th from 11:30 to 1:30 and 4:30 to 5:30
Have you ever wanted to smear pudding in your boss’ face?
Do you know what it is like to be able to throw sticky wet objects at your Manager without getting into trouble?
Do you have a decent throwing arm? How is your aim?
Need some exercise and tension relief from your job?
Well then, come join us during your lunch period on Friday, September 4th and for the small and nearly negligible price of $5, we will give you a hot dog and drink for lunch, 3 soaking wet sponges smeared with Chocolate Pudding, and the show of a life time.
You eat the hot dog, down the drink , and throw the wet slimy sponges at the face of the Manager of your choice and then you get to step back and, for the remainder of your lunch period, watch your co-workers throw soggy slimy sponges at the managers. Think of it. All this for just $5. Why we should be charging twice that for all this exercise and good fun. But No! Just $5 and, after expenses, all of that will go to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society charity.
Want to know the CRAZY part??? The managers want you to throw at them!!! They want to raise as much money as they can for the Leukemia Society.
Just picture it…you step out from behind the crowd…carefully apply the pudding to your selected heavy wet throwing sponge…the sun is out and there is a clear view of your pompous target down range…that face looking back at you, defying you to hit him…you take a deep breath….wind up…and let it fly…SPLAT! And the Crowd Goes WILD!!!...a direct hit on your boss, right square in the face with a slimy disgusting blob of sticky goo…turn around and raise your hands in victory and accept the applause and gratitude of the cheering crowd gone wild…and the best part??? You still have two more to throw.
So come one, come all to this great event. Come for the food. Come for the fun. Come to support the fight to THROW OUT LEUKEMIA!!
Tickets $5 each sold only in advance. See your Supervisor.
It's a good cause and I am so proud of him for doing this. I think he will have just as much fun as his employees will.
Let the throwing begin!!!