So tonight when I was at the supermarket the cashier said to me as I was checking out:
Cashier- "Oh you must must be making some good southern cookin', huh?".
I stood there for what felt like a full minute before I could even answer him. I thought to myself-southern cooking?...what is he talking about? I have fruit and bread on the belt. I then actually said
Me-"huh?" (I'm sure with the stupid surprised look I tend to have when I'm confused.)
Cashier-"you makin some southern greens I see".
I looked down and still confused. (I can be real slow sometimes after a long day at work, lol) I then realized what he was talking about.
Me-"oh, the collard greens! (as he was shaking his head) Oh no, they are for my green monster shake".
Suddenly he had the stupid surprised look on his face, lol.